curiousmoper
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Just wondering...
Three men lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the men they could live if they successfully undertook a trial. The first step of the trial was for each to go into the forest and collect ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So the three went their separate ways into the forest.
Soon the first came back with ten apples. The king then explained the trial: "You have to shove the fruit up your *** without any expression on your face. If you make any expression or sound, you will be eaten."
The first man shoved the first apple up his bum, but on the second he winced and was eaten by the cannibals.
Then the second man returned with ten berries. He inserted the first nine without making a sound, but on the tenth he suddenly burst out laughing and was eaten by the cannibals.
The two dead men met up in heaven. The first said: "Why did you laugh on the last berry - you were almost home free?
"I know," he said, "but I saw the third guy coming with an armfull of pineapples!"
Three men lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the men they could live if they successfully undertook a trial. The first step of the trial was for each to go into the forest and collect ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So the three went their separate ways into the forest.
Soon the first came back with ten apples. The king then explained the trial: "You have to shove the fruit up your *** without any expression on your face. If you make any expression or sound, you will be eaten."
The first man shoved the first apple up his bum, but on the second he winced and was eaten by the cannibals.
Then the second man returned with ten berries. He inserted the first nine without making a sound, but on the tenth he suddenly burst out laughing and was eaten by the cannibals.
The two dead men met up in heaven. The first said: "Why did you laugh on the last berry - you were almost home free?
"I know," he said, "but I saw the third guy coming with an armfull of pineapples!"