Love knows no bounds when it comes to an italian son's
> love for a parent!
>
> Italian Tomato Garden:
>
>
>
> An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted
> to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the
> ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
> The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
>
> Dear Vincent,
> I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I
> won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
> to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
> over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old
> days.
> Love, Papa
>
> A few days later he received a letter from his son.
> Dear Pop,
> Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies
> are buried.
> Love,
> Vinnie
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
> police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
> apologized to the old man and left.
>
> That same day the old man received another letter
> from his son.
>
> Dear Pop,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best
> I could do under the circumstances.
> Love you,
Vinnie
For those of you who don't get it...the only way for vinnie to help his pop dig the garden was to say that the bodies that he supposedly buried were hidden in his back yard,,because he as in prison..the phone line was tapped..so the FBI overheard the bodies being buried there so they dug up his backyard to find the..hence they dug up the dirt for his pop to plant his tomatoes....
> love for a parent!
>
> Italian Tomato Garden:
>
>
>
> An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted
> to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the
> ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
> The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
>
> Dear Vincent,
> I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I
> won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
> to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
> over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old
> days.
> Love, Papa
>
> A few days later he received a letter from his son.
> Dear Pop,
> Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies
> are buried.
> Love,
> Vinnie
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
> police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
> apologized to the old man and left.
>
> That same day the old man received another letter
> from his son.
>
> Dear Pop,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best
> I could do under the circumstances.
> Love you,
Vinnie
For those of you who don't get it...the only way for vinnie to help his pop dig the garden was to say that the bodies that he supposedly buried were hidden in his back yard,,because he as in prison..the phone line was tapped..so the FBI overheard the bodies being buried there so they dug up his backyard to find the..hence they dug up the dirt for his pop to plant his tomatoes....