Tamil jokes:be ready to laugh?

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Teacher-Ranjith, stop showing off.
Do you think you are the teacher of this class?
Student-no miss
teacher-Then stop acting like a fool.
2. Teacher-there is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost rs.3per kg. Then,what's my age?
Student-32
teacher-yes, how do you know?
Student- well, one of my friend is 16years old and she is half mad.
Teacher- what's your name?
Student- en per chandar.
Teacher- when I ask question in english, reply in english.
Student- my name is moon.
WINDOWS 98(updated version of kumar anna answer) in chennai Tamil.
Jannal 98.
Save- kaa pa thu
save as- Aiye! Ipdi kaa pa thu.
Save all -elaathiyum kaa pa thu.
Find - thedu ma
find again- inoru thaba thedu ma.
Move - jaga vaangu
new- pucchu
old - palasu
mouse- eli
delete - keesidu
pay per view - thuduku bioscope
next - appala
previous- munnadi
go -nee podaa
do - pannuda
abort, retry, ignore- mudichudu, innoru dhaba pannu, kandukathe!
Unrecoverable error- mobile courtla fine kattu
operation illegal- vellurla 3 maasam.
AUTOKARAN song in English.
I m auto fellow
i m auto fellow
four knowing route fellow
justice having rate fellow
good people mix fellow
nice singing song fellow
ghandhi borning country fellow stick take means hunter fellow
big people's relation fellow
mercy having mind fellow da
i m all poor's relation fellow da
aey,
Achak means achak only
gumuk means gumuk only
achak Means achak only
gumuk means gumuk only
town become big population become big bus expecting half age over
ada eye beat means love coming they telling you hand clap means auto coming I telling
aey
Achak means achak only
gumuk means gumuk only
achak Means achak only
gumuk means gumuk only
by Ranjith
@Abishek: ha ha ha, dude,hilarious jokes especially that bank joke was superb...
 
That was awesome thambi...kudos to you!

I had a brainstorming session regarding

what to do in the annual day of a local school

for a kid visiting my shop..

now he is gonna sing the beautiful

autofellow song in english!

thanx a ton brother! you made my day!
 
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