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We know all too well that Dimitar Berbatov is a man of fine, mayonnaise-infused tastes and high standards. He will not tolerate anything less than the best and most erotic, no matter what. Which is why he was the Premier League's top scorer last season and didn't play in Manchester United's Champions League final loss to Barcelona.
And speaking of Barcelona, if they or anyone else fail to titillate his senses, he will not hesitate to switch them off. From Man United's official website:
"I'm always ready to entertain," he told MUTV. "It's*because, I don't know,*when*I watch a game, I don't want to see people falling asleep during it. You know, if it's a boring game.
"Even if I watch a game, if it's boring for me, it doesn't matter if it's Real Madrid, Barcelona or some other big club playing, I just switch off the TV. I don't like boring games, I want entertainment and that's what the fans want as well.
"That's what we try to give them and I can only speak about myself and try to give entertainment to everybody.
"It doesn't matter if it's a goal or the way I play, this is the first thing I try to do and that is what the boss is trying to tell us before games as well.
"I enjoy the game, you know, and we must*work hard and concentrate as well."
Some might argue that watching a man stand around for 90 percent of a match is boring, but what is more entertaining than the element of surprise when that same man score a tremendous match-winning goal? Yes, earlobe massages are even more entertaining than that, but The Berba will appear from under your bed to do that after the match. Ha-HA!"Even if I watch a game, if it's boring for me, it doesn't matter if it's Real Madrid, Barcelona or some other big club playing, I just switch off the TV. I don't like boring games, I want entertainment and that's what the fans want as well.
"That's what we try to give them and I can only speak about myself and try to give entertainment to everybody.
"It doesn't matter if it's a goal or the way I play, this is the first thing I try to do and that is what the boss is trying to tell us before games as well.
"I enjoy the game, you know, and we must*work hard and concentrate as well."