The best way to make cash during a rescission ?

[Entertaining]

I work for a fitness club and all the people who go there are over weight so to boost my profits in a time of recession i came up with a cunning plan.
the slim shakes i sell them i fill with lard so that they stay the same weight or get fatter and hence don't have to leave so i get more money.
Not that they will complain they will just think it is them and be to ashamed to tell anyone Mwwwwhaaaaaa Mwwwwhaaaahaaahaaa.

 

[warrior11]

well if they notice that the shakes are not working, they might stop buying them.