KarterBrien
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
Well, darling, said her mother, how was the honeymoon?
Oh, mother, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER!
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But, Darling, the mother countered, WHAT 4-letter words?
I can't tell you, mother, said the daughter, they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!
Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words!
Still sobbing, the bride said, Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK...
When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
Well, darling, said her mother, how was the honeymoon?
Oh, mother, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER!
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
But, Darling, the mother countered, WHAT 4-letter words?
I can't tell you, mother, said the daughter, they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE!
Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words!
Still sobbing, the bride said, Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK...