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<blockquote data-quote="KarterBrien" data-source="post: 2512992" data-attributes="member: 858607"><p>A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. </p><p></p><p>When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. </p><p></p><p>Well, darling, said her mother, how was the honeymoon? </p><p></p><p>Oh, mother, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER! </p><p></p><p>And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. </p><p></p><p>But, Darling, the mother countered, WHAT 4-letter words? </p><p></p><p>I can't tell you, mother, said the daughter, they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE! </p><p></p><p>Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words! </p><p></p><p>Still sobbing, the bride said, Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KarterBrien, post: 2512992, member: 858607"] A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. Well, darling, said her mother, how was the honeymoon? Oh, mother, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language...stuff I'd never heard before...really terrible 4-letter words... You've got to come and get me and take me home...PLEASE MOTHER! And the new bride began to sob over the telephone. But, Darling, the mother countered, WHAT 4-letter words? I can't tell you, mother, said the daughter, they're too awful! COME AND GET ME, PLEASE! Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset...tell mother the 4-letter words! Still sobbing, the bride said, Mother...words like DUST...WASH....IRON...COOK... [/QUOTE]
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