The Tao Of The Ufc Man!?

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He Dances Like A Ballerina Down To The Ring Gracefully With His Melodies On The Loud Speaker To The Ring.

He Then Hops Around Like A Little Bunny Rabbit In His Glittery Daisy Duke Shorts Skipping Gallently And Feeling Like A Superstar.

Then His Enemy Enters The Exact Same Way

In Combat They Take Turns Getting Their Faces Smashed In Eventually They Roll On The Ground. Two Sweaty Men On Top Of Each Other Holding Each Other Tightlty With Passion Into Submission Moaning And Groaning On Each Other While One Squeezes The Otherone Tight Eventually One Of Them Submits And Becomes The Other Ones B Iiitchh. While The Fans Cheer From The End Of The Live Rape Scene They Witnessed The Winner Is Awarded With A "cute" Gold Belt With Shiny Diamonds To Wear Around His Glittery Short Shorts And The Fight Is Done..

In Other Words Ufc Is Gay
 
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