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The Virgin Prisoner joke?
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<blockquote data-quote="Blake" data-source="post: 2474834" data-attributes="member: 208349"><p>A man and woman get married, and now they are in their honeymoon suite to complete the happiest day of their lives. As the man starts getting undressed, the wife screams for him to stop. He immediately stops and ask her what's wrong. She told him that she was a virgin and didn't even know how sex even worked.</p><p>"well honey", he said " look at it like this...My penis is a prisoner, and your vagina is a prison. The goal is to imprison the prisoner."</p><p>Fifteen minutes later both of them are laying flat on their backs. The woman says, "that was amazing but I think the prisoner escaped."</p><p>So the man gets it up again and they continue in another love making session. Again the man finishes off and sits back to relax until he is informed that the prisoner has escaped once more. With some difficultly, the man finally gets hard again. They proceed to make love till he goes soft and withdraws. "Baby" says the wife, "the prisoner keeps escaping"</p><p>"Geez woman!" say the man, " It's not a life sentence!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Blake, post: 2474834, member: 208349"] A man and woman get married, and now they are in their honeymoon suite to complete the happiest day of their lives. As the man starts getting undressed, the wife screams for him to stop. He immediately stops and ask her what's wrong. She told him that she was a virgin and didn't even know how sex even worked. "well honey", he said " look at it like this...My penis is a prisoner, and your vagina is a prison. The goal is to imprison the prisoner." Fifteen minutes later both of them are laying flat on their backs. The woman says, "that was amazing but I think the prisoner escaped." So the man gets it up again and they continue in another love making session. Again the man finishes off and sits back to relax until he is informed that the prisoner has escaped once more. With some difficultly, the man finally gets hard again. They proceed to make love till he goes soft and withdraws. "Baby" says the wife, "the prisoner keeps escaping" "Geez woman!" say the man, " It's not a life sentence!" [/QUOTE]
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