But one day, when they've successfully infiltrated every home on the planet, they'll suddenly stop responding to your frantic thumping. After years of following our orders to put their plan into motion, they'll pop their head out of their egg shell bodies, turn to face you, and reveal their true intentions: To consume the planet's entire supply of waffles. At least, that's what my waffles are telling me this morning. And dammit, I'm not giving up my waffles without a fight. [Japan Trend Shop via technabob]