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<blockquote data-quote="Wallsarenotbarriers" data-source="post: 2497641" data-attributes="member: 854735">Why did the chicken cross the roadbecause he was not fenced properlyIf a blonde and a red head are falling off a building who lands first?The red head- the blonde has to stop and ask for directionsI do not know much about politics so I do not know if this is offincive or not, but I thought the idea was funny.George Washington, Abriham Lincoln, Bill Carter, and Geroge Bush are on a plane. George Washington says I am going to make some one happy then throws a dollar out the window. Abriham Lincoln says I will make five people happy then throws five dollars out the window. Bill Carter says I will make 500 people happy then throws 500 dollars out the window. George Bush says I am going to make every one happy then takes Bill Carter and throws him out the window.there were a blonde a red head and a burnett. they were going to the dessert. they could only bring one thing. the red head brought a electric fan the burnett brong water and the blonde brong a car door. so the burnett asked the blonde &quot;why did you bring a car door?&quot; and the blonde says &quot;because if it gets hot i&#039;ll roll down the window&quot;I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed mygas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.How do you keep a moron in suspense? I will tell you tomorrowHow do you get rid of an annoying blonde?Tell her to go buy a waterproof towel.Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Student: I don&#039;t know.Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, &quot;I have some good news and some bad news.&quot;The man says, &quot;OK, give me the good news first.&quot;The doctor says, &quot;The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.&quot;The man replies, &quot;Oh no! If that&#039;s the good news, then what&#039;s the bad news?&quot;The doctor says, &quot;The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.&quot;Once more, I do not know much about politicsOne day Hilary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter starts showing her around, and then they get to the wall of clocks. He explains to her that each time somebody lies, there clock ticks ahead one space. She looks and looks for Bill Clinton&#039;s clock, but can&#039;t find it. So she finally asks St. Peter &quot;Where is my husband&#039;s clock at?&quot; St. Peter replies &quot;Oh, we use that one for the ceiling fan.&quot;What did Bob say when he had a soda thrown at his head?&quot;At least it was a soft drink&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Wallsarenotbarriers, post: 2497641, member: 854735"] Why did the chicken cross the road because he was not fenced properly If a blonde and a red head are falling off a building who lands first? The red head- the blonde has to stop and ask for directions I do not know much about politics so I do not know if this is offincive or not, but I thought the idea was funny. George Washington, Abriham Lincoln, Bill Carter, and Geroge Bush are on a plane. George Washington says I am going to make some one happy then throws a dollar out the window. Abriham Lincoln says I will make five people happy then throws five dollars out the window. Bill Carter says I will make 500 people happy then throws 500 dollars out the window. George Bush says I am going to make every one happy then takes Bill Carter and throws him out the window. there were a blonde a red head and a burnett. they were going to the dessert. they could only bring one thing. the red head brought a electric fan the burnett brong water and the blonde brong a car door. so the burnett asked the blonde "why did you bring a car door?" and the blonde says "because if it gets hot i'll roll down the window" I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. How do you keep a moron in suspense? I will tell you tomorrow How do you get rid of an annoying blonde? Tell her to go buy a waterproof towel. Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday." Once more, I do not know much about politics One day Hilary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter starts showing her around, and then they get to the wall of clocks. He explains to her that each time somebody lies, there clock ticks ahead one space. She looks and looks for Bill Clinton's clock, but can't find it. So she finally asks St. Peter "Where is my husband's clock at?" St. Peter replies "Oh, we use that one for the ceiling fan." What did Bob say when he had a soda thrown at his head? "At least it was a soft drink" [/QUOTE]

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