Tons of jokes want to pee your pants?

Patrick

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ok well this man walks in a bar with a alligator and set it on a table and he shouted out I WILL INSERT MY BALLS IN THIS ALLIGATORS MOUTH FOR TWENTY SECONDS AND TAKE IT OUT IF EVERYONE EACH BUYS ME A BEER everyone agreed he inserted his balls and the alligator shut his mouth and after twenty seconds he hit the alligator on the head with a beer bottle then the alligator opened his mouth and then the man said anyone else wanna try a girl shouted I DO then she said if you promise not to hit me in the head with a bear bottle



ok a man enters a talent show and claims his dog can talk and he said what do dogs say then his dog barked wolf then the judges frowned then the man said who's the best basketball player then the dog barked wolf then the judges to get out and they did and the man was frowning then the dog said dang it wolf isn't that good



ok these 3 people were stuck on a deserted island they found a lamp and rubbed it the genie said you each get ONE wish so one guy said to get off this island so did the second guy then the 3rd guy said im bored i want my friends back



what do you think of them give the first one a 1 through 10 and number 2 and number 3 a score 1 through ten
 
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