tricks or tips on picking up the opposite sex?

JoelK

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i dont have trouble talking to women i actualy have a girl but i thought it would be funny to try some pick up lines for fun..
omg i am loving what you all are saying im getting a riping good laugh
 
WARNING : please for your own good don't use these seriously ,only as a joke!!!


Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.


You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
 
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