Venting about a "Friend" who bugs the crap out of me?

[LunatheAlmighty]

I have a "Friend" who just bugs me so much. It is a little weird because I have another friend who does some of the same stuff as this person, and it doesn't bug me at all. But what one thing tht REALLY bugs me about this person is that whenever she comes over, she just makes herself at home by making some food and sitting down to watch TV without asking. That bugs me a little but what bugs me more, and this is weird because it shouldn't bug me as much as it does, is when she sits down and grabs my laptop, plugging in the password and going online to check her email. She acts like the computer is hers and it bothers me SO much. She opens up an internet window and logs out of my email, which is one of my homepages to check her own without even letting me see my own mail first. Another one of my homepages is a daily horoscope, and while her email is loading, she goes onto it and checks her horoscope. It just bothers me how ungracious, I guess you could say, and rude she is. She is also always seeking compliments. She has puffy-ish (It is not NEARLY as bad as she says it is) hair. Whenever someone else complains at all about their hair, she starts lecturing them about how horrible her hair is so people will say, "Oh, your hair's not that bad!" or, "No, Your hair is pretty!" So what my best friend is going to do tomorrow at school is say, "Eww,,,,My hair is gross today!" so "friend" will complain about her hair, fishing for a compliment, and either me or my best friend is going to say, "Yea, It IS worse." to see what she does. Another thing, is how she always acts like everyone and everything is against her and she's all sad and miserable. "Poor, Poor Nicole!" she wants us to say. One more thing that really bug me is that, So there is this really cute, nice, funny guy. And at the beginning of the year, the two of us became friends. I introduced him to Nicole, and she almost immediatly got a crush on him. Eventually I did too. Apparently, he like her back. Just recently, he asked her out and she said yes. But before she said yes, she was comtemplating, Should she choose Him or Me? (I also had a crush on him and through her "My life Sucks!" view, it was either choose him and lose a friend or say no and keep her.) She still acts all miserable and sad, even though she got the guy both of us wanted. She "wasn't happy" before he asked her out, and she "Isn't happy" after he did. She is just ungrateful. To me, She got the better end of things, but to her, her life sucks. She just bothers me so much I can't even talk to her or be around her anymore. But don't get me wrong, I'm NOT trying to save our "Friendship". I just needed to rant a little.