Very funny quiz? hahahaha.. (PG:13)?

DianaBilyk

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make your own sentence!!!


YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH:
january: french kiss
february: swim naked
march: exchange ur clothes
april: break your neck
may: kidnap a kid
june: pee in a hole
july: rob a bank
august: paint your nails
september: throw rocks at children
october: go to the toilet
november: murder santa
december: do a lap dance

YOUR BIRTHDAY DAY:
1 with harry potter
2 with diana (which is me)
3 with horatio caine
4 with your sibling
5 with an orphan child
6 with the queen of england
7 with your doctor
8 with anne frank
9 with the president
10 with stewie griffin
11 with a crocodile
12 with your grandpa
13 with a dead Elephant
14 with a black person
15 with a high frog
16 with a hippie on drugs
17 with a ghost
18 with an albino monkey
19 with a dying cat
20 with a pokemon
21 with a lesbian psycho
22 with a serial killer
23 with a stuffed elephant
24 with your teacher
25 with a mermaid
26 with a dead pornstar
27 with a prostitute
28 with homer simpson
29 with a gummy bear
30 with the easter bunny
31 with a gay policeman

UR HAIR COLOR:
blonde: while drunk
red : for the rest of your life
brown: with your eyes closed

UR NAME STARTS WITH:
A in a parking lot
B in your parents'car
C on the titanic
D in a vagina
E in a cemetery
F under the sea
G in a box
H on a tree
I in a castle
J in a coffin
K under a train
L in a magic world
M under a rock
N under the covers
O in a whale
P on the floor
Q on the grass
R at the police station
S sitting on the toilet
T in a octopus'stomach
U on the ceiling
V at school
Z in a dancing school

LAST LETTER OF UR NAME:
A while chewing gum
B while eating carrots
C while smoking weed
D while watching csi
E while watching porn
F while having lunch with your grandma
G while throwing up
H while having sex
I while making out
J while giving birth
K while getting ur hair cut
L while licking your feet
M while wearing a wig
N while chasing a rabbit
O while doing a pee
P while buying a parrot
Q while crying
R while selling cocaine
S while dying your hair purple
T wearing nothing but thread as undies
U while having a bath
V while walking in the mud
Y while doing a rain dance
Z while taking ur clothes off







mine is: pee in a hole with a dead elephant in a vagina while giving birth...... IM SO DISTURBED.....
I didnt make this up, though: )
 
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