Want some hilarious jokes!!!?

[KelVarnsen]

Joke 1: So people, they say, "I want to make a living, its so hard to make a living these days." How come some people say, "I sold this, and made a killing." Are they murderers.

Joke 2: Hey guys, what to think about airports, its just like, you know, WHAAAT!

HAHAHAHAHA

P.S. Im thinking about going on tour, do you think these jokes are good enough. If not, i have hundreds of fart jokes that I came up with.

 

[MOODYBLUE412]

Stick with the fart jokes. The other ones stink!

 

[ArtVandelay1]

Well personally I thought these were the funniest jokes ever created by man.. But that's just my opinion

 

[ayush]

Lame, this is the level of the jokes

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[SavoyTruffle]

dude ...these just aren't funny...the second one doesnt even make sense...

 

[thj0kr]

What did the fat girl say to the other fat girl? ......................Who cares, they're fat

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?.....................Juan on Juan

 

[SnailsLoveBananas]

silly