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<blockquote data-quote="jokester" data-source="post: 2497"><p>MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.</p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? </p><p>MAN: Yes. </p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? </p><p>MAN: He's at home. </p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. </p><p>The next day, the man returns.</p><p>MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.</p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? </p><p>MAN: Yes. </p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he? </p><p>MAN: He's at home! </p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. </p><p>The next day the man returns.</p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? </p><p>MAN: Put your hand inside.</p><p>CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it?</p><p>MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=4661" target="_blank">More...</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jokester, post: 2497"] MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he? MAN: He's at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside. CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm... It's warm and moist! What is it? MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper. [url=http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=4661]More...[/url] [/QUOTE]
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