What are some fish jokes?

[Natewan]

I'm making a quick short film about a fish that jumps out of his fish bowl and when he's lying on the table I want the other fish to start making jokes to him. The only one I've got is "You look like a fish out of water" Any help all you funny people?

 

[Thomas]

Q: What is the difference between your mum and a walrus?
A: One stinks of fish and has whiskers the other is a walrus

 

[Simon]

Wrong Plaice, right Thyme.

 

[HONORARIUS]

Two fish are sitting in a tank... The first one says to the second 'Do you know how to drive this thing???'