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what are some funny and appropriate rowing sayings for a shirt?
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<blockquote data-quote="ballerchick" data-source="post: 1999464"><p><strong>rowing shirts</strong></p><p></p><p>don't feed the lightweights</p><p></p><p>Eat. Sleep. Row. Repeat.</p><p></p><p>We do more before 8am then most people do all day</p><p></p><p>Lightweight rowing: we may be hungry, but we look better in spandex.</p><p></p><p>If you can read this we caught a crab</p><p></p><p>Front: I row, therefore I am Back: Insane!</p><p></p><p>Happiness is a set boat.</p><p></p><p>Hows my rowing? Call 1-800 up yoars</p><p></p><p>Kiss my stern</p><p></p><p>Fast girls have better times.</p><p></p><p>Rowing- Its oar-gasmic!</p><p></p><p>Practice safe rowing- use a coxswain</p><p></p><p>Front: Rowers are good in bed. </p><p>Back: 1) we are always almost naked 2) no matter how tired we are we always keep on going. 3)we've had tons of training to get this good 4)we have excelent stamina and endurance 5)we are ready to go at 6am 6)we're not afraid to get wet 7)we set speed records while maintaining good form 8) we listen to our cox and go on command 9)our stroke is never off. 10)power hour isn't just for erging.</p><p></p><p>Top 10 Reasons Rowing is Better Than Sex:</p><p>1. You can row with minors and not get arrested.</p><p>2. You do not have to worry where your oar has been before.</p><p>3. Two words: "Cox Box".</p><p>4. You can row with up to seven other people at the same time.</p><p>5. Your oar will never give you a S.T.D. (except crabs).</p><p>6. Female rowers give Head races a new name.</p><p>7. Let's face it, it's not.</p><p>8. When rowing you have a coach to tell you what you did wrong.</p><p>9. After a good hard row, everybody is satisfied.</p><p>10. In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I'm probably too late for these answers to do any good, and the last few aren't all that appropriate, but I thought these were funny and worth posting anyway.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ballerchick, post: 1999464"] [b]rowing shirts[/b] don't feed the lightweights Eat. Sleep. Row. Repeat. We do more before 8am then most people do all day Lightweight rowing: we may be hungry, but we look better in spandex. If you can read this we caught a crab Front: I row, therefore I am Back: Insane! Happiness is a set boat. Hows my rowing? Call 1-800 up yoars Kiss my stern Fast girls have better times. Rowing- Its oar-gasmic! Practice safe rowing- use a coxswain Front: Rowers are good in bed. Back: 1) we are always almost naked 2) no matter how tired we are we always keep on going. 3)we've had tons of training to get this good 4)we have excelent stamina and endurance 5)we are ready to go at 6am 6)we're not afraid to get wet 7)we set speed records while maintaining good form 8) we listen to our cox and go on command 9)our stroke is never off. 10)power hour isn't just for erging. Top 10 Reasons Rowing is Better Than Sex: 1. You can row with minors and not get arrested. 2. You do not have to worry where your oar has been before. 3. Two words: "Cox Box". 4. You can row with up to seven other people at the same time. 5. Your oar will never give you a S.T.D. (except crabs). 6. Female rowers give Head races a new name. 7. Let's face it, it's not. 8. When rowing you have a coach to tell you what you did wrong. 9. After a good hard row, everybody is satisfied. 10. In rowing, the catch is aggressive, the hands quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard. I'm probably too late for these answers to do any good, and the last few aren't all that appropriate, but I thought these were funny and worth posting anyway. [/QUOTE]
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