What are some funny jokes & or one liners?

[AddisonttPeYeTem]

I'm really upset right now..and want to laugh my ass off,lol..so give me some funny quotes,jokes and one liners. If you use twitter and know 'Lord Stewie' or 'Insane Tweets' you'll know what type of jokes I'm into..ones that are either offensive,dirty,or completely inappropriate..hah. Also,I randomly came up with this joke,please give your honest opinion on if it's funny or not. "She's so easy,a caveman can do her." Or "She's so easy,a caveman's done her."? Funny? Lol..anyways,if you don't have any funny jokes...link me a funny youtube video?
Thanx