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<blockquote data-quote="Atomos" data-source="post: 2656049" data-attributes="member: 890822">What would you be if you were attached to an inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder? Screwed!What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Southern Ocean? Nothing. They just waved.What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do you have problems!Knock, knock! Who&#039;s there? Allison! Allison who? Allison to you if you listen to me.Why did the turkey cross the road? He wasn&#039;t a chicken.Two atoms are walking. One trips and falls. He gets up and says, &quot;Oh, no! I think I&#039;ve lost an electron.&quot; The other atom asks, &quot;Are you sure?&quot; He replies, &quot;I&#039;m positive.&quot;A neutron walks into a restaurant and asks, &quot;How much for a mango lemonade?&quot; The server replies, &quot;For you, no charge.&quot;What do you call a cheese that isn&#039;t yours. Nacho cheese. Get it? &#039;Cause it&#039;s not your cheese, but I said nacho.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Atomos, post: 2656049, member: 890822"] What would you be if you were attached to an inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder? Screwed! What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Southern Ocean? Nothing. They just waved. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do you have problems! Knock, knock! Who's there? Allison! Allison who? Allison to you if you listen to me. Why did the turkey cross the road? He wasn't a chicken. Two atoms are walking. One trips and falls. He gets up and says, "Oh, no! I think I've lost an electron." The other atom asks, "Are you sure?" He replies, "I'm positive." A neutron walks into a restaurant and asks, "How much for a mango lemonade?" The server replies, "For you, no charge." What do you call a cheese that isn't yours. Nacho cheese. Get it? 'Cause it's not your cheese, but I said nacho. [/QUOTE]

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