mAllGirlym
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1. If you live in a purple house and the lights go out, what do you do?
2. If you are fighting in a war and a Purple enemy approaches, what do you do?
3. Why did the Purple neighbors leave the neighborhood?
4. If a Purple person is on the run from the law, what do you call them?
5. Why couldn't the Purple kids watch certain shows?
6. If visitors to a planet filled with Purple people were to commit crimes, what part of the jail would they be placed?
7. If something purple gets stuck down the drain, what do you do?
(Hint: The answers tend to be puns.)
Interesting answers so far!
Actually, the puns I were referring to center around purple or other colors. Should I reveal them yet?
2. If you are fighting in a war and a Purple enemy approaches, what do you do?
3. Why did the Purple neighbors leave the neighborhood?
4. If a Purple person is on the run from the law, what do you call them?
5. Why couldn't the Purple kids watch certain shows?
6. If visitors to a planet filled with Purple people were to commit crimes, what part of the jail would they be placed?
7. If something purple gets stuck down the drain, what do you do?
(Hint: The answers tend to be puns.)
Interesting answers so far!

Actually, the puns I were referring to center around purple or other colors. Should I reveal them yet?