Jingle Bells, jingle Grants, jingle Black and White
I had too much whisky in the pub on Friday night
I wish I had drunk orange juice or lemonade instead
Then I would not have pranged my car and would not now be dead
Verse: Lying in my grave
Six feet underground
I can't see a thing above, nor can I hear a sound
People having fun around the Christmas tree
While I'm stuck here in my tomb in Highgate cemetery!
I had too much whisky in the pub on Friday night
I wish I had drunk orange juice or lemonade instead
Then I would not have pranged my car and would not now be dead
Verse: Lying in my grave
Six feet underground
I can't see a thing above, nor can I hear a sound
People having fun around the Christmas tree
While I'm stuck here in my tomb in Highgate cemetery!