What do you think of these in soviet russia jokes ?

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1)In america you turt tv on but in soviet russia tv turns you on
2) in america dog humps floor but in soviet russia floor humps dog
3)In america you find golden ticket but in soviet russia golden ticket finds you
4)in america we contract genital herpies but in soviet russia genetal herpies contracts you
5) in america rapist rapes you but in soviet russia you rape rapist
So you see every thing is backwards in soviet russia if your female here your male there same goes with male. Its so backwards it turns into a never ending cycle it kerps going backwards agh
 
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