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SCENE ONE – PEYTON'S HOUSE
Wannabes ASHLEY and ASHLYN are casually chatting with queen bee PEYTON.
ASHLEY
So how was the funeral?
PEYTON
Oh, that? I didn't get a chance to go because they had this amazing one-day sale at Saks Fifth Avenue. I bought a breath taking bikini that I'm planning on debuting the next time we go to Lake LBJ with the boys. It has pictures of toucans on it!
ASHLYN
Wow, toucans!
ASHLEY
Gee Peyton, I know we live in Texas and all, but don't you think wearing a swimsuit with pictures of assault rifles on it is just a little bit distasteful?
PEYTON
What? No, toucans aren't guns; they're friendly looking birds with brightly-colored feathers and very large beaks.
ASHLEY
Oh....
ASHLYN
I wish I had brightly-colored feathers and a very large beak.
ASHLEY
Oh they would look pretty, but imagine how hard it would be pairing clothes with brightly colored feathers. And I don't think J would appreciate a beak either.
PEYTON
Ugh, you're still with that loser? You need to find yourself a real man who won't sneak into your mother's bedroom to play dress ups with her lingerie. And we need to make use of this morning. There's nothing more tragic than wasted time.
ASHLEY
I think that we should watch Camp Rock. Any morning spent in the company of the Jonas brothers is a morning worth waking up for in my book.
ASHLYN
Wow, the Jonas brothers!
PEYTON
Camp Rock? Again? I've sat through it enough times this month, thank you very much. I just want to get out of this house. Last night on MSN Isabel mentioned that she was meeting Brittany this morning at Dairy Queen, do you girls wanna go to the mall to meet them?
ASHLYN
No.
ASHLEY
Not really.
PEYTON
Well ... I do.
*cut to Scene two, which is in the shopping mall*
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SCENE ONE – PEYTON'S HOUSE
Wannabes ASHLEY and ASHLYN are casually chatting with queen bee PEYTON.
ASHLEY
So how was the funeral?
PEYTON
Oh, that? I didn't get a chance to go because they had this amazing one-day sale at Saks Fifth Avenue. I bought a breath taking bikini that I'm planning on debuting the next time we go to Lake LBJ with the boys. It has pictures of toucans on it!
ASHLYN
Wow, toucans!
ASHLEY
Gee Peyton, I know we live in Texas and all, but don't you think wearing a swimsuit with pictures of assault rifles on it is just a little bit distasteful?
PEYTON
What? No, toucans aren't guns; they're friendly looking birds with brightly-colored feathers and very large beaks.
ASHLEY
Oh....
ASHLYN
I wish I had brightly-colored feathers and a very large beak.
ASHLEY
Oh they would look pretty, but imagine how hard it would be pairing clothes with brightly colored feathers. And I don't think J would appreciate a beak either.
PEYTON
Ugh, you're still with that loser? You need to find yourself a real man who won't sneak into your mother's bedroom to play dress ups with her lingerie. And we need to make use of this morning. There's nothing more tragic than wasted time.
ASHLEY
I think that we should watch Camp Rock. Any morning spent in the company of the Jonas brothers is a morning worth waking up for in my book.
ASHLYN
Wow, the Jonas brothers!
PEYTON
Camp Rock? Again? I've sat through it enough times this month, thank you very much. I just want to get out of this house. Last night on MSN Isabel mentioned that she was meeting Brittany this morning at Dairy Queen, do you girls wanna go to the mall to meet them?
ASHLYN
No.
ASHLEY
Not really.
PEYTON
Well ... I do.
*cut to Scene two, which is in the shopping mall*