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What evidence is there that God has a sense of humor?
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<blockquote data-quote="UncleWayne" data-source="post: 2612723" data-attributes="member: 519609"><p>Ironic humor from God/ Bible </p><p></p><p></p><p>It was back in the days of Samuel. </p><p></p><p>An Israelite leader "goofed up" by using the "Ark of the Covenant" without first checking with God. </p><p></p><p>The enemy won the battle and captured the "Ark of the Covenant". </p><p></p><p>The ambassador went to the enemy camp and said, "God wants you to give back the Ark". </p><p></p><p>The enemy replied, "Tough luck buddy".</p><p></p><p>The ambassador returned home and cried to God, "They won't give it back".</p><p></p><p>God said to the Ambassador, "Ok, tell them, if they don't give it back ... I will put a curse on them worse than anything they have ever known".</p><p></p><p>The ambassador returned to the enemy camp and told them about God's warning. </p><p></p><p>The enemy said, "You're bluffing".</p><p></p><p>(1st Samuel: Chapter 5 verses 6, 7 & 9) - The next morning, everyone in the enemy camp woke-up with a bad case of hemorrhoids.)</p><p></p><p>It must have been a strange thing to see. Everyone in camp was walking around rubbing their butts, complaining to each other … and complaining to their idols.</p><p></p><p>Can you imagine the enemy leader's wife --- nagging at him?</p><p></p><p>"I told you not to mess with that Israelite God" ... "But, oh no, you wouldn't listen to me.”.... "You kept saying, ‘spoils of war’, ‘spoils of war’. Now, some of your ‘spoils of war’ are where the Sun doesn't shine."</p><p></p><p>(1st Samuel 6:8 et al) The Ark of the Covenant was put on an oxen cart and sent back to the Israelites.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="UncleWayne, post: 2612723, member: 519609"] Ironic humor from God/ Bible It was back in the days of Samuel. An Israelite leader "goofed up" by using the "Ark of the Covenant" without first checking with God. The enemy won the battle and captured the "Ark of the Covenant". The ambassador went to the enemy camp and said, "God wants you to give back the Ark". The enemy replied, "Tough luck buddy". The ambassador returned home and cried to God, "They won't give it back". God said to the Ambassador, "Ok, tell them, if they don't give it back ... I will put a curse on them worse than anything they have ever known". The ambassador returned to the enemy camp and told them about God's warning. The enemy said, "You're bluffing". (1st Samuel: Chapter 5 verses 6, 7 & 9) - The next morning, everyone in the enemy camp woke-up with a bad case of hemorrhoids.) It must have been a strange thing to see. Everyone in camp was walking around rubbing their butts, complaining to each other … and complaining to their idols. Can you imagine the enemy leader's wife --- nagging at him? "I told you not to mess with that Israelite God" ... "But, oh no, you wouldn't listen to me.”.... "You kept saying, ‘spoils of war’, ‘spoils of war’. Now, some of your ‘spoils of war’ are where the Sun doesn't shine." (1st Samuel 6:8 et al) The Ark of the Covenant was put on an oxen cart and sent back to the Israelites. [/QUOTE]
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