What is a sure fire way to commit suicide?

[Sarat1]

I'd have done everyone a favor and put myself out of my own misery a long time ago if I could find a method of doing so that didn't somehow fail every time I try.

I spent Christmas Morning in the hospital because I failed at trying by stabbing myself five times.]

Please help.

 

[BrianG]

Suicide is for the weak, wise up, and realize people probably love you. You're probably a suburban kid whose mom didn't get him what he wanted for Christmas.

 

[GetLuce]

instead of thinking of ways to kill yourself
think of ways to make ur life better
deerrr
wasting time.

 

[†AngelFxxk†]

If you really wanted to die you would be dead.
Now stop being a selfish brat and get yourself some help.
Things can change if you try hard enough.