What is the best "yo mamma" joke out there?

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I saw yo mamma kickin a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing & she said "moving"!
 
yo mamma was so dumb she got hit by a parked car!yo mamma is so fat when she wears a yellow dress, people thought she was the sunyo mamma is so fat, she won the Miss World competitionyo mamma is so fat, that "Fat Bastard" found her disgusting.
 
Yo mama so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says "to be continued".Yo mama so poor, she waves around a popcicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
 
Yo mamma is so dumb that she thought taco bell was a phone company.Yo mamma is so fat that when I tried to climb over her, I needed a ladder.
 
Yo mamma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said "I got the power!!!"
 
yo mamma so poor that when i came in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor she said clap yo hands stump yo feet praise the lord we got heat.
 
Yo mama's so stupid, that when I asked her what she was doing walking down the street yelling into an envelope, she said "I'm sending a voice mail"
 
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