What jokes/quotes would fit each zodiac sign the best in your opinion?

magicloop2009

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Heres comes my list-

Aries- I will kick your ass
Taurus- I'm canceling (then they show up)
Gemini- Knock knock whose there
Cancer- I love you, you mean the world to me, just kidding
Leo- I am the king of the universe
Virgo- You have a stain on your blowse, just kidding
Libra- The jokes on you, I just saw a rat haha
Scorpio- There a roach crawling on your shoe
Sagittarius- Your nose doesn't fit your face
Capricorn- The police are comming
Aquarius- The aliens are comming to earth
Pisces- Your shoes laces are untied
 
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