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<blockquote data-quote="WhatDreamsMayCome" data-source="post: 2657896" data-attributes="member: 898968">Top 3 examples:When my sister and I were on the train one evening, she took the ramp and I took the stairs, which meant I got there before her. I knew she would board the closest rail car, so I boarded the furthest one. I knew she would think I didn&#039;t make it, so as soon as we made it out of the depot, I called her and said, &quot;Where are you? I&#039;m right here!&quot;I don&#039;t get along with my sister&#039;s husband, but we keep it neutral around the children. When their children scream like little devils, though, of course I can&#039;t stand that, so I tell my sister &quot;I never realised how much they look like their father&quot;.I get tired of the everyday expected, so one day when I had people over for dinner, I funnied up the house: A mirror on the front door, (clean, folded) clothes on the kitchen counter, fruit arranged around the edges of the table (empty basket), tv in the bathroom, etc..I chalked my anti-semitic neighbour&#039;s front walk with a gigantic &#039;Happy Hannukah&#039;.What sort of sense of humour would you say I have? (and standard please, not some random adjective).</blockquote>

[QUOTE="WhatDreamsMayCome, post: 2657896, member: 898968"] Top 3 examples: When my sister and I were on the train one evening, she took the ramp and I took the stairs, which meant I got there before her. I knew she would board the closest rail car, so I boarded the furthest one. I knew she would think I didn't make it, so as soon as we made it out of the depot, I called her and said, "Where are you? I'm right here!" I don't get along with my sister's husband, but we keep it neutral around the children. When their children scream like little devils, though, of course I can't stand that, so I tell my sister "I never realised how much they look like their father". I get tired of the everyday expected, so one day when I had people over for dinner, I funnied up the house: A mirror on the front door, (clean, folded) clothes on the kitchen counter, fruit arranged around the edges of the table (empty basket), tv in the bathroom, etc.. I chalked my anti-semitic neighbour's front walk with a gigantic 'Happy Hannukah'. What sort of sense of humour would you say I have? (and standard please, not some random adjective). [/QUOTE]

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