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<blockquote data-quote="nightcringe" data-source="post: 3268579" data-attributes="member: 124682"><p>I was at my friend&#039;s house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)&#039;s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke&#039;s strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="nightcringe, post: 3268579, member: 124682"] I was at my friend's house a long time ago and we were monkeying around in his treefort, which extends over his neighbors yard. Well at the time his neighbor(Larry)'s dog, Duke, had an insatiable appetite for humping humans, especially small boys. So Larry is trying to run away from Duke because Duke's strong lust can only end in one scenario (Larry submitting to being humped away by a golden retriever twice his size). Instinctively, as if I knew what was going to happen, I called Larry over to stand by the fence. I told him that Duke would not want to hump him if he grabbed the fence. Keep in mind this fence is located directly below the treefort I was in. So Larry gets to the fence and grabs it, without even thinking I whipped out my penor and started peeing on Larry, as the first drops started landing on his disgruntled, dismal face Duke begins his onslaught of thrusts. So Larry, being pinned in place by a sex-driven retriever had no way of escaping my golden shower. When I finished peeing I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed for a good 5 minutes. My friend and I almost fell out of the tree fort [/QUOTE]

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