What would happen if I were to smoke my boyfriend's sperm?

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I'm curious: What would happen if I were to smoke my boyfriend's sperm?
Don't pee your pants laughing. This is a serious question.lol
 
Are u fucking kidding?? How are u gonna smoke liquid??
That , first of all, and second of all, thats not gonna do u any good...
 
then you would anger the sperm and they would come back and kill you.
try it then get back to us on your progress with that one...
 
Your throat would swell up while your lungs would try to push out the foreign smoke, which would turn to liquid in your lungs and you would try to cough it out but your throat would be swollen so you would suffocate and die. And at your funeral, your entire family is so disgusted that they only show up to defecate your grave.
 
Erte E said:
Your throat would swell up while your lungs would try to push out the foreign smoke, which would turn to liquid in your lungs and you would try to cough it out but your throat would be swollen so you would suffocate and die. And at your funeral, your entire family is so disgusted that they only show up to defecate your grave.
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Exactly. And I would add that prior to your passing many a laugh would be had at the hospital emergency room when you try to explain what you did.
 
I think that you would have to let it dry out, right? I can't imagine even wanting to do this! I would check on web MD or something, because it may be toxic. Now for the joke part........
Are you dating Fire Marshal Ed?
 
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