Whats a funny name for the last name smith?

[Margeret]

okay you know that justin Bieber gets called justin boob head, beaver, boober,barbie
miey cyrus gets calles miley virus
the jonas brothers get called the jonas sisters
and selena gomez gets called selena hoemez.

so whats a funny name for smith?
and kate beckinsale gets called kate beckinsnot or baking soda, or bakin sale
Angelina Jolie gets called angelina holie, or mangelina holie.

 

[Djhugs]

Smith Nwesson

 

[PhoenixP]

Smith balls

 

[william]

Piss face
piss licker.