What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, what she doing outside anyway?
Why did God create women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes? HELL NAW!
What's the difference between a dog and a woman? A dog only needs a leash outside!
Why don't women have driver's licenses? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
A dog is barking from the front door, and a woman is yelling from the back door. Who do you let in? The dog, at least he'll shutup once he's in!