Whats something really funny or embarassing that has happened to you?

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Me and my friend are just looking for some funny stories. You can also tell us a story about someone else you know with a funny story. If you dont have any funny pr embarassing stories you can make up some stories(: We are so bored and want something to pass the time. Its like 3 30 in the morning so we cant really do anything and we arent tired(:

Pleeaase&&Thaankyoou!!(:
 
One time I was outside a fish and chip shop with my friends, and I really needed a crap. So i went into the men's toilets but there was no light in any of the stalls... so I decided to go into the woman's toilets.
So I went in and there were two stalls so I just chose a random one, when in, sat down and started doing my business. I must've been like mid dump (and it was a stinker) when I heard voices coming in and I thought.... oh shit.... turns out there wasn't a lock on the other stall door. So here I am, stinking out a woman's bathroom with about 7 girls waiting to get in and I had no idea what to do. So eventually I got the courage to get up and get outta there... I opened the door to find one of my friends and 5 other girls from my school just staring at me... so.... yeah. Embarassing.
 
i accidently asked my boyfriend if i should break up with him...it was ment for my friend and we were talking about something and it was part of a inside joke ...he replied by saying ..well if thats how its gonna b...i wasnt really thinking of breaking up with him ...he was very mad for about two months
 
I always have this dream that im trying to beat someone up but i can never move my arms. So finally, this dream comes again and all of a sudden, i punch her and win.... i wake up to find that i punched my boyfriend right in the face. He jumped up and was so shocked. he was like "honey, you okay?" I turned over and made a grunting noise to pretend i was still sleeping. He went back to bed and i spent the next 20-25 minutes laughing in my head trying so hard not to shake the bed from laughing or trying not to laugh out loud. Every time i slipped a laugh, i made a grunting noise. lol. it was hilarious. The next day, my poor boyfriends face was swollen.... and he was scheduled to go get his molars removed:/


my boyfriend and i were on a 6 hours trip to see my familiy. he had to pee so we pulled over on the side of the freeway. While he was peeing, i rolled down the window and yelled " oh my gosh honey, theres a bear" and he jumped and almost ran back to the truck until he realized i was just kidding! HA HA HA.
 
this one time i was takin a dump and i left the door unlocked and this visitor from my house open the door and when he saw me i yelled RAPE!
 
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