What's the best way to cook a white rhino?

Ryan

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I recently went on a safari and I heard from the locale that the white rhino has very nutritious and delicious meat. My only problem is, I don't know how to cook it. If anyone thinks they could tell me how to cook this massive beast, please hurry, its corpse is starting to smell in my garage.
@Tom, my spa wont get hot enough... I tried this but he just floated there. I thought they were supposed to turn red, when you cook them, like crab or lobster.
 
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