Whats the funniest Chuck Norris fact you have heard?

[TheNorwegianHammer]

I like: Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys...

 

[KelvinL]

Candlejack can't say Chuck Norris

 

[Hoolis2e0]

When Chuck Norris was in jail, everyone else intentionally dropped the soap.

 

[DimitriX]

Chuck Norris is the funnies fact in himself . . .

 

[KolKol]

If you thumbs you this Chuck norris roundhouse kick Justin beibers *ss

 

[SlevinKelevra]

Chuck norris once had sex with two girls at the same time. One of them to use as a condom.