What's the funniest thing you child has said lately?

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MamaDukes1

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Here's a little convo that happened between my almost-3 yr old daughter and I......

Me: What do doggies eat?
DD: Doggies eat bones, mama.
Me: Very good! What do cats eat?
DD: Uhhh...food mama?
Me: Yes, cats eat cat food. What do pigs eat?
DD: BACON!!!!

Uh...no baby, pigs do not eat bacon.......

This has made me giggle since the convo happened!

So, what about your kidlets? Any cute things they have said lately?
All of your stories are sooo funny!

Mom to E- Ethan is going to be a handful!

Zorro- You have some funny chaps!
 
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ZORRO

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Once when we were driving my 7 year old was listening to her MP3 player and singing (screaming) along. Her little sister wanted to listen to so I asked her to give earbud to her sister her answer was

but dad I really like to sing when I listen, but I dont sing very well so I need to have both headphones.

Once when I was putting my son in bed he came out of his room and proclaimed

My gina hurts, I need medicine.

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Patience, not that I dont get it but I think there are some here that do not. Can you please explain the joke to us stupid people (assuming its cleanish)
 
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rainwriterm

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I don't know if my child is odd, or if we're odd, but we don't get a lot of funny things out of our 3 1/2 year old like that. I think the closest we get is when he randomly breaks into song, or hears us singing across the room and breaks in to finish it with us. My favorite part is when he doesn't know the name of the song and half-sings an entire two lines to tell us what he wants to hear. We were in the car a few days ago and he chirped in from the back seat "Wanna hear "glomay wanna do is eat your brains, we're not unreasonable, noone's gonna eatchur eyes, can we listen to that please?" (That's a straggler from Halloween: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo ) He also completely insists that song lyrics are exactly as he hears them and not what they really are, which means it's "Mayar" instead of "Maya and Miguel" and "papowo love" instead of "power of love" (courtesy of Back to the Future).

I also grin at his heavily biased accounts. We stayed in a hotel this spring and about 6 months later he started talking about it and specifically recounted how he had to sleep in one bed with Daddy because I was sleeping in the other bed when in reality I had to sleep in one bed alone because he insisted on sleeping with Daddy and the three of us wouldn't fit in a full-sized bed. Yeah... :)

Oh, okay, I have one that almost fits. He asked me about the hair on his arms and if it's going to grow if he exercises and eats healthy food. Now he says he has to exercise so that the hair on his arms can grow long.
 
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babygirl

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My two and a half yr old son called my husband ( his dad ) a Jackwagon. He used it in the right context and it was absoultly funny!
 
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TTC#21

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we got to her nan and pops last night (my in-laws) and we got her out of the car hubby said "look where we are!"

she looked around and said "Oh no!"

lol.

She's 1.5yrs
 
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mSILLYm

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Pigs probably actually would eat bacon....they're gross like that.

Luke keeps asking me if we can go to Japan. Every morning...

Luke - "Mommy, can we go to Japan today" ...
Me - "Um...I dont' think we have time today Luke...maybe tomorrow"
Luke "But mommy, we need to go to Japan so that I can meet Kabuto the famous drift racer"
Me - "Uh Ok...well we'll see if we can fit that in before dinner"


I just think it's the funniest thing...I don't know why...it's not that funny but it makes me giggle every morning.
 
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BeauinDisguisem

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Dakota: "Mom, can I have some chocolate water?"
Me: "What's chocolate water?"
Dakota: "In a cup."
Me: "Tell me what chocolate water is."
Dakota: "Ya know? You drink it?"
Me: "Darlin' you have to tell me what it is so I can get you some.."
Dakota: "Mom, it's hot and it's in a cup."
 
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mmmmemmmmemšmmmm

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We were at the shops and they had a ride that of course my 2.5 year old just HAD to go on. Only problem was that I didn't have a spare $2 (i know, rip off right!! when i was a kid, rides were 20c!) so I told him I didn't have enough money and we'd go on it next time. he says to me "Well just go and buy some more money then Mum so I can have a ride" -- i'm still laughing about it, kids are so innocent!!
 
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Patience

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She pixelated herself. She was disrobing for her shower last night, and put her hands over her private areas and said "wavy lines". I almost fell down laughing.

EDIT: Well I got 5 TU so I think most of you got it, but for those like Zorro who don't, the wavy lines were the pixelated naughty bits on TV, like when they have a naked drunk on Cops.
 
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iamnotbriannashea

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I babysit a 4 year old and the other day we were outside looking at the sky finding shapes in the clouds...
We were having fun seeing clouds shaped like dogs and cars and stars.
I said, "look, that one's shaped like a moon!"
She stood up, pointed to her butt, and said, "My grandpa says that this is my moon!"
 
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