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What's the funniest thing you child has said lately?
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<blockquote data-quote="rainwriterm" data-source="post: 2426384" data-attributes="member: 250297"><p>I don't know if my child is odd, or if we're odd, but we don't get a lot of funny things out of our 3 1/2 year old like that. I think the closest we get is when he randomly breaks into song, or hears us singing across the room and breaks in to finish it with us. My favorite part is when he doesn't know the name of the song and half-sings an entire two lines to tell us what he wants to hear. We were in the car a few days ago and he chirped in from the back seat "Wanna hear "glomay wanna do is eat your brains, we're not unreasonable, noone's gonna eatchur eyes, can we listen to that please?" (That's a straggler from Halloween: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo ) He also completely insists that song lyrics are exactly as he hears them and not what they really are, which means it's "Mayar" instead of "Maya and Miguel" and "papowo love" instead of "power of love" (courtesy of Back to the Future).</p><p></p><p>I also grin at his heavily biased accounts. We stayed in a hotel this spring and about 6 months later he started talking about it and specifically recounted how he had to sleep in one bed with Daddy because I was sleeping in the other bed when in reality I had to sleep in one bed alone because he insisted on sleeping with Daddy and the three of us wouldn't fit in a full-sized bed. Yeah... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Oh, okay, I have one that almost fits. He asked me about the hair on his arms and if it's going to grow if he exercises and eats healthy food. Now he says he has to exercise so that the hair on his arms can grow long.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rainwriterm, post: 2426384, member: 250297"] I don't know if my child is odd, or if we're odd, but we don't get a lot of funny things out of our 3 1/2 year old like that. I think the closest we get is when he randomly breaks into song, or hears us singing across the room and breaks in to finish it with us. My favorite part is when he doesn't know the name of the song and half-sings an entire two lines to tell us what he wants to hear. We were in the car a few days ago and he chirped in from the back seat "Wanna hear "glomay wanna do is eat your brains, we're not unreasonable, noone's gonna eatchur eyes, can we listen to that please?" (That's a straggler from Halloween: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo ) He also completely insists that song lyrics are exactly as he hears them and not what they really are, which means it's "Mayar" instead of "Maya and Miguel" and "papowo love" instead of "power of love" (courtesy of Back to the Future). I also grin at his heavily biased accounts. We stayed in a hotel this spring and about 6 months later he started talking about it and specifically recounted how he had to sleep in one bed with Daddy because I was sleeping in the other bed when in reality I had to sleep in one bed alone because he insisted on sleeping with Daddy and the three of us wouldn't fit in a full-sized bed. Yeah... :) Oh, okay, I have one that almost fits. He asked me about the hair on his arms and if it's going to grow if he exercises and eats healthy food. Now he says he has to exercise so that the hair on his arms can grow long. [/QUOTE]
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