What's the warmest/coldest greeting you've received when being introduced?

[PairahNormel]

To your significant other's family/friends/extended family?

Mine:

Warmest- "Uncle Jimmy" who I met at a funeral about a year after my now ex husband and I met, looked at me for a split second and then took my face in both his big hands and practically picked me up by my head (i'm short) and kissed me on the lips, a big, hard smooch in front of absolutely everyone and he just seemed overjoyed. Thinking back, maybe he was relieved to have evidence that his nephew wasn't gay...? Dunno. But it was cute and I was fine with it...even though he was a complete stranger to me I was a sport.

Coldest- Upon meeting one of the forementioned ex's best friends' wives, she took one look at me, lit up a cigarette, took a long drag, and spat on the ground right at my feet. That was about as friendly as she got during the short chat we all had. Didn't say one word to me. WOW.

 

[Abbey]

I never had any cold greetings but I have a bad attitude when bitches act like that. One thing that is the most disgusting is spitting on someone. I see that she didnt spit on you but if I was you with it coming near me someone spit on me or near me like they are going to its on. Thats a greeting that would have never been forgotten because I would have broke her back and shoved her head up her ass.

Warmest im not sure it was always been warm. Its a hi make yourself at home. Hugs and all such of things. Hope I helped and good luck