Mine was:
We had a Marine recruit on line in the squad-bay who pulled his testicles out while we were being inspected regarding our hygiene. He was trying to make us laugh on the other side of him so we'd get smoked by the Drill Instructor. We kept our bearing but he started to shake from holding his laughter in. Low and behold the Drill Instructor saw him moving from the corner of his eye and charged towards the recruit. The DI screamed, "recruit Gonzalez you dirty, nasty, son of a *****, what the **** are these?!" as he pointed at Gonzalez's testicles. Then the DI got on one knee and his face was about 3 inches from Gonzalez's nut sack and started screaming at his testicles. Of course when a Marine Drill Instructor yells they tend to spit. Well the DI was going ape crap yelling at the recruits balls. Later on that day after Gonzalez's got smoked he told us that he could feel the DI's breath and spit on his ball sack! lol Oh man, the memories.
We had a Marine recruit on line in the squad-bay who pulled his testicles out while we were being inspected regarding our hygiene. He was trying to make us laugh on the other side of him so we'd get smoked by the Drill Instructor. We kept our bearing but he started to shake from holding his laughter in. Low and behold the Drill Instructor saw him moving from the corner of his eye and charged towards the recruit. The DI screamed, "recruit Gonzalez you dirty, nasty, son of a *****, what the **** are these?!" as he pointed at Gonzalez's testicles. Then the DI got on one knee and his face was about 3 inches from Gonzalez's nut sack and started screaming at his testicles. Of course when a Marine Drill Instructor yells they tend to spit. Well the DI was going ape crap yelling at the recruits balls. Later on that day after Gonzalez's got smoked he told us that he could feel the DI's breath and spit on his ball sack! lol Oh man, the memories.