"Carp Cakeum" I heard him shout
above the crowd, like thunder
confusion coalesed no doubt
in wake of his great blunder
throngs of guests cast frightened eyes
in search of ways to thwart demise
yet none grabbed for the frosted sides
nor stole the cart from under
The cake remained un-seized, at least
no fighters fought to win it
yet dreams of sugar-sweetened feast
burst forth in that same minute
gasps of shock and giggled glee
as arms and legs and breasts burst free
a maiden faire as one might be
it seems she was within it
The bride required no little time
as feint in face she stumbled
assessed the caterers great crime
and laughed as layers crumbled
with fists of frosting aimed as threat
she waited till the guests had set
then licked her fingers on a bet
as in the cake she tumbled
above the crowd, like thunder
confusion coalesed no doubt
in wake of his great blunder
throngs of guests cast frightened eyes
in search of ways to thwart demise
yet none grabbed for the frosted sides
nor stole the cart from under
The cake remained un-seized, at least
no fighters fought to win it
yet dreams of sugar-sweetened feast
burst forth in that same minute
gasps of shock and giggled glee
as arms and legs and breasts burst free
a maiden faire as one might be
it seems she was within it
The bride required no little time
as feint in face she stumbled
assessed the caterers great crime
and laughed as layers crumbled
with fists of frosting aimed as threat
she waited till the guests had set
then licked her fingers on a bet
as in the cake she tumbled