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Humor & Jokes
When a stripper get married...poetry and humor . c/c?
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<blockquote data-quote="Sin" data-source="post: 2273316" data-attributes="member: 214203"><p>"Carp Cakeum" I heard him shout</p><p>above the crowd, like thunder</p><p>confusion coalesed no doubt</p><p>in wake of his great blunder</p><p>throngs of guests cast frightened eyes</p><p>in search of ways to thwart demise</p><p>yet none grabbed for the frosted sides</p><p>nor stole the cart from under</p><p></p><p>The cake remained un-seized, at least</p><p>no fighters fought to win it</p><p>yet dreams of sugar-sweetened feast</p><p>burst forth in that same minute</p><p>gasps of shock and giggled glee</p><p>as arms and legs and breasts burst free</p><p>a maiden faire as one might be</p><p>it seems she was within it</p><p></p><p>The bride required no little time</p><p>as feint in face she stumbled</p><p>assessed the caterers great crime</p><p>and laughed as layers crumbled</p><p>with fists of frosting aimed as threat</p><p>she waited till the guests had set</p><p>then licked her fingers on a bet</p><p>as in the cake she tumbled</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sin, post: 2273316, member: 214203"] "Carp Cakeum" I heard him shout above the crowd, like thunder confusion coalesed no doubt in wake of his great blunder throngs of guests cast frightened eyes in search of ways to thwart demise yet none grabbed for the frosted sides nor stole the cart from under The cake remained un-seized, at least no fighters fought to win it yet dreams of sugar-sweetened feast burst forth in that same minute gasps of shock and giggled glee as arms and legs and breasts burst free a maiden faire as one might be it seems she was within it The bride required no little time as feint in face she stumbled assessed the caterers great crime and laughed as layers crumbled with fists of frosting aimed as threat she waited till the guests had set then licked her fingers on a bet as in the cake she tumbled [/QUOTE]
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