When Noah took the animals on the Ark, did the giraffes complain about bumping...

[YoungElephantCandy]

...their heads all the time? Giraffes are tall.

 

[JBoss]

yes, yes they are

 

[Hoosyerdaddy]

I think it's obvious that Noah probably brought baby animals. He was 600 years old when he built the ark. I'll bet he was smart enough to know that you don't have to bring the biggest ones you can find. He probably brought baby dinosaurs, giraffes, elephants, ect.

 

[TheKitten]

OK. So two dogs are walking down the street and they walk past a butcher shop and they're going to go in, when one of the dogs sees a sign that says: "No dogs allowed"
-What do we do? Asks the first dog.
-Ah! Let's go! We're not supposed to know how to read anyway!

 

[staggerlee]

i think a bigger concern was all the carnivorous dinosaurs

 

[SheWhoSwimsWithSharks]

Oh yes. You must have missed that part of the Bible. XD

 

[BoristAKABozot]

No. Giraffes don't have vocal chords. ;-)

 

[fd834]

They were too busy being eaten by the dinosaurs

 

[vitaliyismyname]

naw, he take baby animals? i mean why not? dey cuddly!

^ im serious on that actually, if you ever thought about it.

 

[CalCal]

lol

 

[AuntieSatanbuster]

Sure, Sweetie, whatever you say. Now take another Kurt Cobain La-La Pill and go back to Nirvanaland.

 

[LukeT1]

Hahahahahahahahahha Oh Shit I Just Shat Myself

 

[MichaelC]

Baby giraffes dear.

 

[Yaya]

Yeah, giraffes complain a lot.

 

[liz092003]

My giraffe is short.