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“My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots.”
—Artificial intelligence researcher David Levy, Maastricht University
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/specialsections/40th-anniversary/Married-With-Glitches.html
Humans tire of their robot mates almost three times faster than robots tire of humans.
1. The key reasons cited by humans for dissatisfaction with robots are:
• “That infernal humming.”
• Stench of overheated or burning electrical wires, especially during lovemaking.
• Robots can’t go in the water, limiting family vacation options.
• Simple maintenance regimen among robots (software upgrades, frequent oil changes) spawns corrosive resentment in flesh-and-blood partners.
• Robots refuse to perform household chores, citing “degrading leftover stereotypes dating back to crude 2010-era robot clichés.”
2. Robots disenchanted with human spouses list three primary causes:
• Human minds comparatively slow and sluggish, with limited memory and frequent lapses; need to use pen/pencil even for simple E=mc2 calculations.
• The human need to eat and sleep creates “hopeless” scheduling incompatibilities.
• Snoring.
—Artificial intelligence researcher David Levy, Maastricht University
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/specialsections/40th-anniversary/Married-With-Glitches.html
Humans tire of their robot mates almost three times faster than robots tire of humans.
1. The key reasons cited by humans for dissatisfaction with robots are:
• “That infernal humming.”
• Stench of overheated or burning electrical wires, especially during lovemaking.
• Robots can’t go in the water, limiting family vacation options.
• Simple maintenance regimen among robots (software upgrades, frequent oil changes) spawns corrosive resentment in flesh-and-blood partners.
• Robots refuse to perform household chores, citing “degrading leftover stereotypes dating back to crude 2010-era robot clichés.”
2. Robots disenchanted with human spouses list three primary causes:
• Human minds comparatively slow and sluggish, with limited memory and frequent lapses; need to use pen/pencil even for simple E=mc2 calculations.
• The human need to eat and sleep creates “hopeless” scheduling incompatibilities.
• Snoring.