Who should I meet up with first in heaven? Jesus, Thor, Elvis or Aphrodite

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I think your only choice is Jesus. Based on fundamentalist christian doctrine, Elvis surely went to hell, Thor resides in Valhalla and Aphrodite is in Olympus. So...Jesus is the only one in 'heaven.'

And you don't think they visit each other's cribs?
 
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