Why are small rodents conspiring to drug me and spread rumors?

[RitalinDeprivedThomas]

I taste it in all my drinks, shameless pests!
I can feel them watching now!!

 

[Lucas755]

For fun.

 

[Jack]

its called schizophrenia get some help

 

[SnakeHissperer]

They are Satan's little helpers. Whenever I come home they've moved my furniture into one room. It's like they have shindig or something. I know it's not a ho down because they're afraid of hoes.