One time I was sitting down in my black leggings at the shoe store trying on new high heels, when suddenly I felt the urge to fart, no one was coming to my left and right so I crossed my right leg over my left leg lifted my right buttcheek and let out an extremely loud fart I said excuse me in a very ladylike voice in case anybody happened to hear or smell it. I look to my right as a lady said wow that was sure unladylike but sure funny as she waved her hand trying to clear the smell laughing. I just waved my hand in the air and said phew.