Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks....
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washingtons nose started bleeding...
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE...
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaruant she looks at the menu and says "okay"...
Yo mama so fat that when she wants someone to shake her hand she has to give them directions...
Yo mama so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon...
Yo mama so fat people jog around HER for exercise...
Yo mama so fat that when her beeper went off, people though she was backing up...
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway...
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washingtons nose started bleeding...
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE...
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaruant she looks at the menu and says "okay"...
Yo mama so fat that when she wants someone to shake her hand she has to give them directions...
Yo mama so fat, she fell and made the grand canyon...
Yo mama so fat people jog around HER for exercise...
Yo mama so fat that when her beeper went off, people though she was backing up...
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway...
If you enjoyed these jokes star me!