Yo Momma Jokes! Let's share!?

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Here are all of mine!

Yo Momma is so.................
fat that when she bought a fur coat, she made an animal extinct!
poor that she hangs toilet paper to dry!
ugly that when she entered a ugly contest, they said "No proffesionals! "
skinny that she uses a dorito as a hang glider!
fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
dumb she steals samples!
dumb she tried waking up a sleeping bag!
skinny she hula-hooped with a cheerio!
fat even Jesus couldn't lift her soul!
ugly she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning!
poor she runs after a garbage truck with her grocery list!
ugly her shadow quit!
fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
ugly Michael Jackson looks good!
ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
old when she farted, dust came out!
ugly we're making Yo Momma jokes about her!
ugly she made a blind kid cry!
dumb she got hit by a parked car!
Tell me yours!
 
Its kind of stupid, but I just heard it from my 8 year old neighbor.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears black and white, people yell "LOOOOOK ITS SHAMU!"
 
yo momma so stupid she got locked in Tesco overnight and starved to death!
yo momma so stupid she climbed over the glass wall to see what was on the other side!
yo momma so fat she went to the beach and all the whales jumped up and sang WE ARE FAMILY!
yo momma so fat when she went out in a yellow raincoat every shouted TAXI!
yo momma so fat when she stood on the scales my phone number came up.
yo momma so fat by the time she turned around its your birthday!

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-Fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
-Fatty and skinny went to a dance, fatty came home with a hole in his pants!
 
Its kind of stupid, but I just heard it from my 8 year old neighbor.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears black and white, people yell "LOOOOOK ITS SHAMU!"
 
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yo momma is so fat that when she popped locked and dropped it she couldn't pick it back up.
 
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